What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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BenWuzHear

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hey guys what's up?

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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Penis penis poop butt

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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