A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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obama's promises

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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religion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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WNBA

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Anti Joke

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