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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

Guess what.. chicken butt

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

Melbourne Football Club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

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