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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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my namew is jd

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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Nothing yet CC

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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