Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

Women.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

ecks! why zee?

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

twilight

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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