How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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*prepares this to get negged*

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