- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

Mr Webb Hit keyboard loudly -...

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

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