- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

knock, knock come in

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

YEAH THEY DO.

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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