Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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wanna hear a joke. i do to

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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Anti-joke.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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i like tits

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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Gianni

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Woman's rights

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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