I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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Women.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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I am a n1gger.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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