How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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Women.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Matt is not funny.

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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I am a n1gger.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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