Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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she wasn't 18

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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