What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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connor sucks

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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What did I do last night?work

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Gay's rights

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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Your social life.

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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all these jokes suck ass

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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