Barack Obama

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Are you Drew?

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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