why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

Pickles

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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