Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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What time is it? 10:58

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Obama

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