shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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