whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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British Dentistry

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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