shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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A seal walks into a club.

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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British Dentistry

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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