I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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a man died

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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