Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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