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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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