Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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The 80's

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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JFK

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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