- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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