A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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I'm taken

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Woman's Rights

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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