- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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