- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

Knock, Knock. Come In.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

your mother hates you

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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