What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Penal Dysfunction

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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Hi Shelby!!

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The Game.

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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Anti Joke

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