why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Pickles

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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What did I do last night?work

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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