- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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