- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Yo mamas so fat

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

whats 2+2? 4

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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