- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

Good boy

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

I'm a like whore

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

all these jokes suck ass

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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