Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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WNBA

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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I am on a escalator.

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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the cast of the jersey shore

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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Anti Joke

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