What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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