Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

how do you confuse a blond?

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

I lost my tractor.

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