- Anti Joke

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

who did the strait guy marry? a woman

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob