Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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Guess What! HI!

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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God is real

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Soccer...

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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rose are red violets should be purple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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