Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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So there are 5 people on a plane the president, a movie star, and man who is on the verge of making world peace, the smartest man in the world, and the pope the piolt has a heart atack at and the plane will crash soon there are only 4 parachutes. So the first is Obama and he saysI won a Nobel piece prize and I run American see ya later and he takes the parachute next Steven hawking says sory pope Im taking this because I don't believe in God and black holes are cool so he takes the parachute and jumps out. Next Charlie Sheen says I need to entertain people and keep the drug dealers in business so he. Takes the parachute and jumps out. Then Francis turns to the hippie and says if you achive world peace it may help eliminate some poverty so you take the last paratute and jump out then the hippie says in return no its OK Steven Hawking took my back back. When they land they decide to serch for Steven's body and they find nothing. You see Steven Hawking had taken his own paratute with him and took the Hippies backpack to sell it and make some money

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knock knock who's there aids

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Women's Rights.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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pineapples

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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hey bill!

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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