A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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your mother hates you

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Matt is not funny.

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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