One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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poo is yummy

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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If you are my friend like it!

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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