- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My life :(

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

since when?

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

I like hats XD!

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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