The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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hi to the world fromthe world

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Joey mayer's face

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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God is real

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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Why did I get raped

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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