- Anti Joke

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

who is mark

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.