- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

What's the difference between a duck?

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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