Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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