Leave her alone...

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Good boy

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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YEAH THEY DO.

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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My life :(

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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