- Anti Joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

the asian kid gets an F

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

what do u call a black man a black man

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.