I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

Snausages.

What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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