Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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Anti Joke

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