- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

Spell: “This word”

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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