I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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read this

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What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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*insert joke here*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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