Dani barton from bob chuckles

How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

Reed is poopin

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

You should never talk to strangers.

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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