How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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obama

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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