What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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bitches be crafty.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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