There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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knock knock!! kanye west

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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knock, knock come in

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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YEAH THEY DO.

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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My life :(

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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