Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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http://logs.omegle.com/de4e4b0

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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Your mom.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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Anti Joke

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