What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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You're Adopted.

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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bitches be crafty.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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An asian without a future.

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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