Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

A new restaurant KKKcake

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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