What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

Penal Dysfunction

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

Michael Castillo is gay

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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