- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

If you're reading this, you can read.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

Vagina ass.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Meow.

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

Woman's rights.

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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