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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

I had sex. Just kidding.

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