A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Zach Barlow

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

thumb_up thumb_down +15

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A guy has cancer. He dies.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

thumb_up thumb_down +13

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

thumb_up thumb_down +13

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

*you're

thumb_up thumb_down +13

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops