There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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KKK

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How do you spell eight? 8

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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