How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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This guy goes to the ball game. He waits in line at the concession stand and gets a footlong hot dog and a giant orange soda. Then he makes his way around to his section of the stadium, and works his way to his seat, which is in the center of the row. Right when he's about to take a bite of his hot dog, when he hears someone in the seats way up behind him yell "Hey! Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, and sets down his giant orange drink, stands up and turns around, scanning the crowd. Eventually he sits back down. He picks up his hot dog, picks up his giant orange drink, and is just about to take a bike when he hears it again, someone way up behind him yelling "Hey! Mike!". So, he sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, and scans the hundreds of faces in the seats behind him. After a while, he sits back down. Then, right when he's about to bite into his hot dog, he hears someone behind him yelling "Mike! Hey, Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, cups his hands around his mouth and yells as loud as he can, "My name's not Mike!"

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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hi to the world fromthe world

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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zebras

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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