- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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