I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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An atheist walks into a church

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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