What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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Did I tell you about the day I put PaulMckenna on a hypnotic state so he believed he put me in a trance? That was fun, everybody applauded, then he got sad when it was not him they where applauding at, funny guy, a bit of an amateur, he spends hours "priming" people in a hypnotic state, and then in his videos triggers it so it makes it seem like he does it instantly, next to Igor Ledohowsky and Richard Bandler, I might just be one of the best and youngest hypnotists alive. Speaking of which, my wife knows the complicated yet strong feelings I got for you, and feels safe around me because of the same reasons you do, and the fact that I can spot a worry and a tear before people do, especially those I love and care about. Wait I am not done, I just need to eat before I space out.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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toast points

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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