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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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