- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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