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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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