- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Women's Rights.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

2 women were sitting quietly

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

How many cows say moo? All of them

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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