knock knock!! kanye west

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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GONNA

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Knock knock, Come in...

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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My life :(

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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she wasn't 18

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Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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