- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

what did one tree say to the other? move over

a ginger has a soul

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

knock knock come in

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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