- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

...NO.

I had my period 3 days ago.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

no

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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