roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

What's the difference between a duck?

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

Anti Joke

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