- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

Knock, Knock. Come In.

U ALL LIAK DIK

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

The cow went moo

Michael Castillo is gay

my namew is jd

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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