- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

what is the awesomest of them all? me

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

^that joke a piece of shit

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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