Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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The Pope

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Good boy

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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