what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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