- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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