why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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